OK, I'll go first.
Let me say, we don't really need to be here.
- See, we've been married five years. - Six.
Five, six years. And this is Iike a check-up for us.
Chance to poke around the engine, maybe change the oiI.
- RepIace a seaI or two. - Yeah, that's it.
Very well, then. Let's pop the hood.
On a scaIe of one to ten, how happy a coupIe are you?
- Eight. - Wait.
Ten being perfectIy happy and one being totally miserabIe, or...
- Just respond instinctiveIy. - OK.
Ready?
Eight.
How often do you have sex?
I don't understand the question.
Yeah, I'm Iost. Is this a one to ten thing?
But, because, is, Iike, one very IittIe, or is one nothing? Because...
You know, technically speaking, the zero wouId be nothing.
How about this week?
- IncIuding the weekend? - Sure.
Describe how you first met.
- It was in CoIombia. - Bogota.
Five years ago.
Six.
Right. Five or six years ago.
--todas las habitaciones-
Hey. Que pasa?
Vamos, muchachos- Registren los elevadores y los escalones-
Anda solo?
Papeles-
Senora-
- Esta sola? - No-
- No, no, no, no, no- - Esta bien-
She's with me. Esta bien-
Abren- Sus papeles-
I'm Jane.
- John. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
- To dodging bullets. - Dodging bullets.
So it speaks.
But does it dance?
Hiya, stranger.
Hiya back.
I think room service fIed.
I did what I couId.
Thank you.
Oh, that's good.
I hope so. I had to miIk a goat to get it.
Hey, step right up, Iadies and gentIemen. Try your Iuck.
How about you, IittIe Iady? Wanna try your Iuck? Win a prize?
Yeah, all right.
- Two. - We got two over here.
- You know how to hoId it? - Step right up, have a shot.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Yeah.
- You gotta aim it. - I am.
Don't Iaugh, I'll kill you.
You didn't bIink.
Do we still get something?
Beginner's Iuck.
- I want to go again. - Going again.
Where'd you Iearn to shoot Iike that?
Beginner's Iuck.
Stop. Stop, you've onIy known the girI for six weeks.
I'm in Iove. She's smart, sexy.
She's uninhibited, spontaneous, compIicated. She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
I knew GIadys two and a haIf years before I asked her to marry me.
You have to have a foundation of friendship, brother. The other stuff fades.
Hi.
So you don't think this is all happening a IittIe fast?
You know I never do anything without thinking it through.
- What does he do? - He's in construction. Big-time contractor.
A server goes down on Wall Street. She's there, anytime, day or night.
She's Iike Batman for computers.
He's gone as much as I am, so it's perfect.
I give the whoIe thing six months, tops.
Eddie?
I asked her to marry me.
What?
- I'm getting married! - What? I can't hear you.
- Getting married. - I can't hear.
- Stop hitting him, he said something crazy. - I'm getting married.
- Gotta get these fiIters changed. - What did you think of Dr WexIer?
His questions were a bit wishy-washy.
Yeah. Watch your arm. Not the most insightfuI.
And his office is cIear across town.
Well, you know the four o'cIock means we hit rush hour. Not crazy about that.
- So that's settIed then, yeah? - OK.
OK.
Dinner's at seven.
Yup. I'll be there. Here.
Anybody calls, I'm in with the boss. OK?
Got a call from the man. Big highIine assignment, Steve. You know how it is.
Actually, you probabIy don't. Sweetie?
CouId you grab me a coffee? I Iike it with Iots of sugar. Thanks a Iot.
Hey there.
And where do you think you're going?
Well, I was... The boss wants to see me.
Well, he sees you.
Look, kid, peopIe who've been working here for 25 years
have never seen inside of that eIevator.
Here.
This is the assignment?
Now get outta here.
- Hey, babe. - Perfect timing.
It's pissing rain out there.
Gardener Ieft the Iawnmower out.
- How was work? - Ah, so-so.
Oh, I got new curtains.
Did you?
Well?
What do you think?
There was a struggIe over the materiaI. This tea sandwich of a man,
he got his hands on them first.
- But I won. - Of course you did.
They're a bit green, so we have to reuphoIster the sofas and get a new rug. Maybe a Persian.
Yeah, or we can just keep the oId ones, then we don't have to change a thing.
We taIked about this. You remember?
I remember. I remember cos we said we'd wait.
If you don't Iike 'em, we can take 'em back.
OK. I don't Iike 'em.
You'll get used to 'em.
Yeah.
Zero per cent APR till March.
So, part two. Here we are.
OnIy this time, you came back aIone. Why did you come back?
I'm not sure, really.
Let me cIarify, I Iove my wife.
I want her to be happy.
I want good things for her.
But there are times...
- Honey, wouId you just... - Five more minutes.
There's this huge space between us.
And itjust keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other.
- What is that called? - Marriage.
What don't you say to each other?
James of the Yukon got three stars.
This Iooks nice. Did you do something new?
Yeah?
- I added peas. - Yeah, peas.
Yeah, it's the green.
Sweetheart, will you pass the saIt?
It's in the middIe of the tabIe.
- Is that the middIe of the tabIe? - Yeah, it's between you and me.
- How honest are you with him? - Pretty honest.
I mean...
It's not Iike I Iie to him or anything. We just...
I have IittIe secrets. Everybody has secrets.
Jesus! Honey, you scared me.
I'm sorry, hon. I was Iooking for the...
You going out?
Yes. Some cIown crashed a server in a Iaw firm downtown and ended the worId, so yes.
We promised the CoIemans.
- I know. - OK.
I'll be there. In and out. Just a quickie.
ProbabIy feeIs Iike you're the onIy peopIe going through this,
but there are millions of coupIes that are experiencing the same probIems.
- We got a pIane in an hour. - All right.
- Who's AI Gore? ''Quotes'', 800. - Prodded about possibIe insider trading,
she remarked on nationaI teIevision, ''I want to focus on my saIad.'' Ryan?
- Martha Stewart. - Martha Stewart?
- ''Quotes'' for 1000. - Regarding Mick Jagger's knighthood,
he scoffed, ''It's a paItry honour, mate. HoId out for the Iordship.''
- 40. - All right. I'll match you...
What the hell? What's this shite?
Sorry. Where's the can around here? Chrissake...
Take a... Hey, you guys pIaying poker?
- Private game. Piss off. - CouId I sit in? You think I couId...
What part of ''piss off' do you not understand?
Guys... Whoa, be a IittIe friendIy. I got the cash...
Easy, big feller.
That's cooI, man. You're cooI.
Lis... Look, see? You see what I'm saying?
See what I'm saying? Anyone interested?
Nah. Cos I'll cIean you out. I understand. Fine.
Listen, I want... Those are really nice shoes, man.
Jesus!
- Here's an empty chair. I couId sit here... - That is Lucky's chair.
Where's Lucky? I don't see Lucky.
- Lucky's not back yet. - Then I'll sit here.
UnIess...
I'm too hot for you.
- SoIid siIver. - Ooh, very sweet.
''To dodging bullets. Love, Jane.''
In the pot. Put it in the pot.
Oh, he's pulled something.
You're in troubIe now.
- $60, eh? - In.
Look at the big man over there!
Let's pIay some poker!
- Fives. - He's got 14 different tells!
You are bIeeding William Tell.
- What the hell is this? - Sorry, Lucky.
You're done, paI. Thanks for the memories.
Oh, you Lucky? No kidding.
What is it, kid? You Iooking for ajob or something?
You are the job.
Pair of threes.
- Have you been a bad boy? - Yes.
You know what happens to bad boys?
- They get punished. - Ooh, yeah. Punish me.
Have you been selling big guns to bad peopIe?
Mister Racin?
Mister Racin? You OK?
Oh, the CoIemans.
He's down!
Taxi?
- Hey, hon. - Hey, baby. I didn't hear you downstairs.
Yeah, I went to the sports bar. Put some money on the game.
Yeah? How'd you do?
I got Iucky.
WeIcome, neighbours!
- Hi, Susan. - Good to see you, John.
- There you go. - Oh, this is wonderfuI.
Thank you.
- What a IoveIy dress. - Thank you very much. So is yours.
- Come on, Iet's go see the girIs. - Don't stray too far, guys.
You want a Cuban?
No, I don't smoke.
- CIean body, cIean souI, Suzy says. - Ain't that the truth.
- You guys have any vices? - Well, you know.
- Can I get you a drink? - Yes. Chardonnay, pIease.
- GirIs? - Chardonnay.
- Daddy! - I'll be up here at the filling station.
- ..stock's getting butchered. - Hey, boys. Scotch?
- Yes, sir. - It's a bIoodbath over there.
How'd you make out Iast quarter? Take a beating?
Actually, I got all my dough buried under the tooI shed.
- So, Chuck got the promotion. - Oh, my God, that is so great.
So excited. We can finally put the addition on the kitchen.
Oh, shoot. Not again.
ShouIda worn a raincoat.
You know what? WouId... Can you hoId her for a second?
- What? No... - It's all over the appIique.
- Oh, no, I... - No, pIease, just...
Sure.
SeItzer.
Aw, she Iikes you.
I Iiked your dress tonight.
It was nice.
Thank you.
Good morning, Mr Smith. There's troubIe in AtIanta again.
- That's what I hear. What you got? - I've got your boarding pass, taxi receipts...
Get rid of that gum.
- You got a tissue? - And your hoteI bill.
- Thanks. - Don't Iose those. Keep them in the enveIope.
We've got the new specs for the dam.
- Great, Louie. I'll check those out. - Here.
- Is Eddie here? - The door's unIocked.
- Morning, paI. - How you doing?
Same oId same oId. PeopIe need killing.
Oh, Johnny.
LittIe get-together this weekend at my house.
Barbecue, no Iadies, dudes onIy. It's gonna be awesome.
Yeah, I'll taIk to the missus.
You want to use my cellphone? Maybe give her a call,
in case you decide to scratch your ass or use the head Iater.
- Make sure she thinks it's OK. - You Iive with your mother.
Why bring her into this? She's a first-cIass Iady.
And I don't have to check in with her when I want to do something. She cooks, she cIeans.
She makes me snacks. I'm the dumb guy?
John Smith.
- Hello, John. - Morning, AtIanta.
Quite the body count this week. We have a priority one, so I need your expertise.
The target's name is Benjamin Danz, aka ''The Tank''.
He's a direct threat to the firm. DIA custody.
They're making a ground-to-air handoff to heIi, ten miIes north of the Mexican border.
I need you to make sure the target does not change hands.
''The Tank''?
- I-Temp technoIogy... - Jane Smith confirmed.
Stand by for contact.
Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation.
You know the competition wouId Iove to see us burn. I need you to handIe this personally.
- Target? - Benjamin Danz.
I'm rolling the specs now. We need this quick, cIean, and contained.
Yes, sir.
- Ladies. - Morning.
- Hello, Jane.
Yesterday's op: one kill, one agent in protective custody.
- We'll get him out tomorrow. - Two cases of G-40s.
- The grenade Iaunchers are here. - Order more.
All right. Go, Jas.
The target's name is Benjamin Danz, aka ''The Tank''.
- You serious? - Yeah.
He's being moved across the border to a federaI faciIity.
The onIy point of vuInerabiIity is just south of the border.
I want GPS and SAC of the canyon, and the weather report for the Iast three days.
He'll rendezvous with the heIicopter at a deserted airstrip. We've one chance to strike.
Oh, Iook. More desert.
- Are we green? - Perimeter is armed. We are up and running.
Red team, red team, this is Broadway Joe. HaIf-time is approaching.
Copy that, Broadway Joe.
Oh, come on...
- You getting this? - Affirmative. Is it a threat?
Countdown's initiated. The convoy is not in the zone yet.
An idiot's in the fieId. He'll bIow the charges.
OK.
You gotta be kidding me.
CiviIians.
Let's get a tune out of this trombone.
Picking up a weapon signature.
Shit. Not a civiIian.
Aw, man...
AsshoIe.
Countdown is initiated.
You shouId so not be allowed to buy these things.
Abort!
I think I got ID'd on that hit. You ever been ID'd on a hit?
- Not that I'm aware of, no. - Right. I'm in troubIe.
- You get a Iook at him? - LittIe thing. Buck ten, buck fifteen tops.
Maybe he's FiIipino.
I'm not even sure it was a him.
You saying that you had your ass handed to you by some girI?
I think so. A pro.
Well, it shouIdn't be that difficuIt. I mean, how many chicks are hitters out there?
- You guys want any dessert? - What do you have, honey?
- Ice cream. - DeIicious. What fIavours?
- ChocoIate and vanilla. - I don't Iike those.
But mixed together, that couId be nice, you know what I mean?
And notjust the IittIe pink spoon, I Iike the whoIe sundae.
- That couId be arranged. - Perfect.
''CouId be arranged.'' You hear that? I'd Iike to have her kick my ass, know what I mean?
- Any other detaiIs besides her weight cIass? - Laptop.
Sorry? You're in a whoIe zone right now...
- Laptop. - OK, Iaptop.
I want to know who that bitch is. Get me that tape.
- Jane. - Get me that tape.
- What? - It's Father.
The FBI secured the package. The window's cIosed, sir.
- I toId you we couIdn't afford mistakes. - There was another pIayer.
We do not Ieave witnesses. If this pIayer ID'd you... You know the ruIes.
You have 48 hours to cIean the scene, Jane.
Looking forward to it, sir.
All right, we have a new target. Let's find out who he is.
Jesus... What did you do to it?
Put a campfire out with it?
Buy a new one.
This one has sentimentaI vaIue for its owner.
- Who's that? - Well, Gwen, I'm just hoping you can tell me.
So, why you gotta know so bad, anyway?
You know, just trying to return some Iost property.
- Hey, PhiI. - Hey, John.
- You a vegan? - No.
My girIfriend is.
Here we go.
Upgraded RAM moduIe.
Chip's Chinese.
Imported by Dynamix. RetaiIed by...
You know, I might be abIe to get you a billing address.
All right? No name, just an address.
570 Lexington Avenue, Suite 5003.
New York.
You know the pIace?
Sweet Jesus! Mother of God...
Why don't you both go make some coffee?
Jane, it's your husband.
He's back from AtIanta and he wants to know about dinner.
Tell him... Dinner's at seven.
Hi, John. Yeah, she says dinner's at seven.
It aIways is.
Perfect timing.
As aIways.
- This is a nice surprise. - I hope so.
- You're home earIy. - I missed you.
I missed you, too.
- Shall we? - Yes.
- Thought these were for speciaI occasions. - This is a speciaI occasion.
Pot roast. My favourite.
Allow me, sweetheart.
Been on your feet all day.
Thank you.
Sure.
So how's work?
Actually, we had a IittIe troubIe with a commission.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
DoubIe booking with another firm.
- Green beans? - No, thank you.
You'll have some.
Well, I hope everything worked out OK.
It hasn't yet.
But it will.
Pot roast is my favourite.
Sweetheart, couId you pass the saIt?
Tried something new?
How was AtIanta?
Had a few probIems ourseIves. Some figures didn't add up.
- Big deaI? - Life or death. Wine?
- I got it. - I'll get a toweI.
Janie?
Honey?
Jane!
How couId I be so stupid?
Jane!
Oh, dear God...
Wait. No, no. Accident.
Honey? Accident.
Jane, stop the car, now.
Jane?
You're overreacting.
Let's not get carried away.
We don't want to go to sIeep angry. We can taIk this out.
God!
Pull over.
Pull over! Pull over!
Now, Iook...
We need to taIk!
- OK, I'm coming. Who is it? - Open up.
- What the hell happened to you? - My wife.
- She tried to kill me. - Yes. And you know what?
GIadys tried to kill me. Not with a car. At Ieast Jane was a man about it.
But they all try to kill you. SIowIy, painfully, crippIingIy. And then, wham! They hurt you.
You know how hurt I used to be? I used to beat myseIf up. Now I'm great.
I got dates all the time. I just woke up from a thing, I'm in my robe.
- You Iive with your mom. - I choose to.
Because that's the onIy woman I've ever trusted.
- It's unbeIievabIe. - Look, I know exactIy what you're thinking.
If she Iied about that, what eIse has she Iied about?
I mean, herjob is a spy, to get information from peopIe.
French Riviera. A yacht. An Iranian prince.
She's supposed to get cIose to him and gain his trust. It's disgusting.
What? What are you saying?
What? Your husband is the shooter?
That's impossibIe.
Really?
This was probabIy pIanned from the beginning. Operation Stakeout Johnny.
A six-year stakeout to get information from you. Mission accompIished.
OK.
Here's the upside.
- You don't Iove him. - No.
You'll kill him, and nobody's better at that than you are.
- Thank you. - And then it'll be over.
Lookit, I know you're embarrassed, but it's Eddie you're taIking to.
The guys we work with, they don't know, I'm never gonna tell 'em.
The peopIe she works with probabIy got a big Iaugh over this, but that's not important.
Lookit, it's Iike 150 pages of a book have been written.
In the first 150 pages, Johnny's been a cIown.
Well, you can write the Iast ten pages. You been smoked, but you can write the Iast ten.
Great taIk, man. We shouId do it more often. It was great, I'm proud of you.
- I'm gonna borrow this. - I Iike where your head's at, man.
- I'll do it in the morning. - Yeah.
- You OK? - Yeah.
- OK. Good night. - Night.
You don't Iove him.
- Night, Johnny. - Night, Eddie.
Good night, Mom.
OK, girIs. Let's go.
Pocket Iitter, receipts, matchbooks. You know the drill.
This is nice. Who picked this out?
- What is this? - It Iooks Iike your wedding.
- I know what it is. What are you doing? - Research on the target.
This room is wrapped. Thank you.
..to have and to hoId, to Iove and to cherish, till death do us part.
I promise.
I, John, take you, Jane, to be my Iawfully wedded wife, to have and to h...
What's going on, Mrs Smith?
Garden party, girIs.
Howdy, neighbour.
Wow. I can't beIieve I've never been in here before. This is great.
- Start with the Iiving room. - Oh, yeah.
- I Iove the fIoors. What are they, teak? - Red oak, Martin. Red oak.
And you won the GoIf Masters trophy this year.
- Again. - Again. That'll be on your manteI next year.
Bitch.
Target profiIe is our main priority.
UtiIise all means necessary.
Phone taps. Credit cards. Audio scan civiIian frequencies.
With what, Jane?
You've reached the Smiths. We can't take your call,
but Ieave a message after the tone and we'll get back to you.
- And search the database. - For what? John Smith?
- Find him. - Jane?
What?
- I think I found him. - Where?
Here.
Heat sensor breach in the perimeter.
Commence scanning all fIoors.
I toId you not to bother me at the office, honey.
- Well, you are still Mrs Smith. - Well, so are a Iot of girIs.
CarefuI. I can push the button any time, anywhere.
Baby, you couIdn't find the button with both hands and a map.
Last warning. You need to disappear.
- No. - Now.
D sector cIear.
- You expect me to roll over and pIay dead? - ShouId be used to it after five years.
- Six. And I'm not Ieaving. - E sector cIear.
Anywhere, any time.
Intruder detected.
- Evacuate pIan C. - Evacuation in progress.
Evacuation in progress.
Chickenshit!
Pussy!
You tell me you had a shot at her and you didn't take it?
We got all this stuff here, and you're trying to tell me you couIdn't take her out?
Well, now she's a probIem for both of us. Now my house is priority one.
Just gimme a hand, will you?
You're driving me crazy with the tongs and the furnace. You're Iike an insane man.
All right, they gave you 48 hours. What we got Ieft here?
- 23? 22? - 18 and change.
- 18 hours untiI they cIose the book on you? - Eddie?
Mom, we're on high aIert here! I aImost killed you right then.
- You do not even reaIise! - Never mind.
I am so done pIaying games with this broad.
- You gotta take her out head-on. - Don't tell me how to handIe my wife.
She's not your wife, she's the enemy. She couId be outside now!
Eddie.
Got it.
Now we're taIking. OnIy question is, how much is it to buy a voweI?
- BIackbow ReaIty. - Hi, I'm from I-Temp.
Great! How's our new penthouse working out?
Well, just fine, thank you for asking.
This is security. There's a probIem with your eIevator, sir.
Do you want an engineer to come see what the probIem is?
Take your time, I'm really quite comfortabIe.
Are you really comfortabIe?
Jane?
Is that you, sweetheart?
First and Iast warning, John. Get out of town.
You know I'm not going anywhere.
Well, so you say. But right now, you're trapped in a steeI box
hanging 70 fIoors over nothing but air.
- Oh, so this is a trap? - He's in car three.
It's never gonna work, honey.
It's never gonna work, because you constantIy underestimate me.
- Do I? - You have no idea who I am.
You have no idea what I'm capabIe of.
- Well, back at you, baby. - Let me guess...
Shaped charge on the counterbaIance cabIe, two on the primary and secondary brakes?
Maybe?
- He found them. - Yes, thank you.
Did you aIso get the base charge on the principIe cabIe?
Promise to Ieave town, or I'll bIow it.
OK. I give up.
BIow it.
- What? - Go on, bIow it.
- You think I won't? - I think you won't.
OK.
Five, four...
- Any Iast words? - The new curtains are hideous.
Goodbye, John.
- What the hell was that? - What? You said goodbye.
The gas! Cut off the gas!
Jane?
Madame.
Thought of a number of Iines for this moment.
''Thought I'd just drop in.'' ''Hey, doll, thanks for giving me the shaft.''
Nice. So what did you decide?
I want a divorce.
I Iike it. You proposed to me here, so it has agreeabIe symmetry.
Coat, sir?
- May I sit? - No.
- Champagne? - No, champagne's for ceIebrating.
- I'll have a martini. - I'm fine, thank you.
So what do you want, John?
We have an unusuaI probIem, Jane.
You obviousIy want me dead. And I'm Iess and Iess concerned of your wellbeing.
So what do we do?
Do we shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Well, that wouId be a shame, because they'd probabIy ask me to Ieave once you're dead.
Dance with me.
- You don't dance. - That was just part of my cover, sweetheart.
Was sIoth part of it too?
Think this'll have a happy ending?
Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
Satisfied?
Not for years.
It's all John, sweetheart.
Why is it you think we faiIed? Cos we were Ieading separate Iives?
Or was it all the Iying that did us in?
I have a theory. NewIy formed.
- I'm breathIess to hear it. - You killed us.
Provocative.
You approached our marriage Iike ajob, to be reconned, pIanned and executed.
And you avoided it.
What do you care, if I was just a cover?
Well, who said you were just a cover?
- Wasn't I? - Wasn't I?
I have to... Excuse me.
No exits up there, Jane.
Be coId, John. She's a Iiar.
Be super coId.
Come on, madam, this way.
Do you know that you're ticking?
Get back!
Limo, sir?
Jane Smith.
- That's the second time you tried to kill me. - It was just a IittIe bomb.
I'm going home to burn everything I ever bought you.
I'll race you there, baby.
You there yet?
First time we met, what was your first thought?
You tell me.
I thought...
I thought you Iooked Iike Christmas morning.
I don't know how eIse to say it.
And why are you telling me this now?
Guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning.
So there it is. I thought you shouId know.
So how about it, Jane? Hm?
I thought...
I thought that you were the most beautifuI mark I'd ever seen.
- So it was all business, yeah? - All business.
- From the go. - CoId, hard math.
Thank you. That's what I needed to know.
OK.
Hey, John.
Hey, Bill.
- Are you all right? - Yeah.
OK.
Uh, by the way, John, your car is hanging out over the sidewaIk here.
- Yeah, thanks, Bill. - OK. Have a good night.
Good night.
Shit.
You still aIive, baby?
Your aim's as bad as your cooking, sweetheart.
And that's saying something.
Come on, honey.
Come to Daddy.
Who's your daddy now?
Can't do it.
Don't! Come on.
Come on!
You want it?
It's yours.
Hi, stranger.
Hiya back.
- Yeah? - Everything OK? We heard an awfuI ruckus.
- No, everything's fine here. Yeah, it's great. - So you guys are fine?
Yeah, couIdn't be better.
Nice. You guys are...
- Suzy, Martin. - Have a nice night.
Looks Iike you're redecorating, it's very... Yeah. Shame about the red oak...
Five more minutes, Mom...
Tempting. But I don't get out of bed for Iess than haIf a million dollars.
- That Ieft of yours... A thing of beauty. - You take it well.
Thank you.
That vacation in Aspen?
You Ieft earIy. Why?
- Jean-Luc Gaspard. - Oh, God!
- Yeah. - I wanted him.
Forget it.
You didn't hear me that night the chopper dropped me off for our anniversary dinner.
- No. - No?
Percussion grenades. I was partially deaf that night.
I'm sIightIy coIour bIind.
- RetinaI scarring. - I can't feeI anything in these three fingers.
Three ribs. Broken eye socket. Perforated eardrum.
You ever have troubIe sIeeping after?
- Nope. - Yeah, me neither.
Go, go, go. Look out.
Move it.
Shoes.
I was given 48 hours to take you out.
Same.
Jesus, where's the trust?
What do you expect?
Why do I get the girI gun?
- Are you kidding me? - No.
We need a car.
CoIemans.
Guy's had my barbecue set for months.
- I was never in the Peace Corps. - What?
I really Iiked that about you.
Maybe this honesty thing isn't such a good idea.
- I didn't go to MIT. - Really?
Notre Dame. Art History major.
- Art? - History.
- It's reputabIe. - OK.
Fuckers get younger every year.
I have to tell you, I never really Iiked your cooking.
It's not your gift.
Baby, I've never cooked a day in my Iife.
I-Temp girIs cooked.
Web of Iies!
I don't know how you do it
Making Iove
Out of nothing at all
Making Iove...
I Iike it. DeaI with it.
- We got company. - What?
Shit.
- Baby, hoId steady now! - It's called evasive driving, sweetheart.
HoId still.
This thing's all over the pIace. How do you drive these things?
Honey!
- Honey, Iet me drive. - I got it.
Move over. Move.
I'm the suburban housewife, sweetheart.
- You move. - Fine. Go.
- Go. - Go.
They're bulletproof.
They're bulletproof!
I think I shouId probabIy tell you.
I was married once before.
- What is wrong with you? - You're what's wrong with me.
- It was a drunken Vegas thing. - That's better. That's much better. Great.
Stop it.
Go, go, go!
- Her name and sociaI security number? - No, you're not gonna kill her.
These doors are handy.
You know, sweetheart, you're being a bit hypocriticaI.
It's not Iike you're some beacon of truth.
John, my parents...
They died when I was five. I'm an orphan.
Who was that kindIy fellow who gave you away at our wedding?
Paid actor.
I said I saw your dad on Fantasy lsland-
I know.
I don't even want to taIk about it.
- You got it? - Got it.
- Any time. - I got it.
We're gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had.
I'm Jewish.
Can't beIieve I brought my reaI parents to our wedding.
Disgusting. How couId you serve this?
Ma'am, is it possibIe to get this reheated? Miss? Miss, I'm taIking to you. Excuse me?
Jesus, Johnny.
- Good morning, Eddie. - Morning.
It's good to see you're OK.
Tell me you got smart and that you killed that Iying bitch.
This Iying bitch?
Guess it was just wishfuI thinking.
- I'm sorry. - Eddie.
- Nice to see you, Jane. - Eddie. Eddie! Focus. We got probIems.
ProbIems? Crack addicts got probIems, my friend. You two are smoked.
- Maybe. - Maybe?
You got the entire agency gunning for you. ProbabIy her agency, too.
- And what about you? Where you at? - Me? Where am I at?
I find myseIf dragging my feet this morning.
I think you owe me a IittIe money, anyway.
- So what do... - We don't understand each other.
But I don't need those Iooks, OK? I been in his Iife a Iong time.
- Focus, Eddie, focus. - A Iong time.
I'm pissed off. They bIew up my house, they shot at my wife. My own company.
If she works for who the street says that she works for...
..you're Macy's and GimbeI's. Then she wouId be the WE channeI, and you wouId be...
Whatever channeI competes against the WE channeI. Know what I'm saying?
The point is simpIe. Once you guys get off the reservation, that's it.
- Then you're off the reservation. - Eddie, how bad?
How bad is it?
You remember Canada.
- Kids' stuff next to this. - That was you?
Is that a turn-on? Didn't she try to kill you with a car?
A good friend stays out of it. This is the facts.
If you two separate from each other, you got a shot. Not a great shot, Johnny, but a shot.
You two stay together, you're dead.
UnIess you can find something they want more than they want you.
Found him. He's being heId in sub-basement D of the federaI courthouse.
High security, motion and thermaI. Power's on the city grid.
This is as far as we go, Jane.
- Right. Thanks for everything. - Good Iuck, baby.
..and this north-westerIy bIow coming down from the middIe of the country...
Do you guys mind changing the channeI?
..one is moving in now...
Nick? WouId you pIease get off your fat ass and change the channeI?
- I know it's tough. Thank you. - ..tomorrow, that's going to make things...
30 second window. I cut the power, you grab the kid. SimpIe and cIean. Got it?
Got it.
Tell me, how many?
Does it matter?
- ShouId I go first? - OK.
I don't exactIy keep count, but...
I wouId say...
High 50s, Iow 60s.
I've been around the bIock, but the important thing is...
312.
312?
- How? - Some were two at a time.
- Honey? - I'm...
- You monitoring the perimeter? - I checked the perimeter.
- What about the poIice bands? - I'm on the poIice bands.
- Connected... - This is not my first time.
Think we've estabIished that.
All right.
Turn Ieft.
Left, John.
Left.
You don't need to taIk to me Iike that. OK? Be nice.
- Left, pIease. - I can't go Ieft.
See? There is no Ieft. Look.
I have straight, or back the way I came.
There's no Ieft. Which way do you want?
- Just stay there and wait for my mark. - See what I'm sitting in?
You see that?
- Take your time. - Yeah, all right! Stay.
Stay there, wait for my mark. I'll find it.
Wait for my mark.
AImost there. I don't know what happened. Just hoId on.
John, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Cut the Iights on my signaI.
Now. Kill the Iights.
- Jane, kill the Iights. - What's that?
- Where? - Turn 'em back on! Idiot!
- Here they come. - Uncuff me.
Turn 'em back on. Turn 'em back on!
- Turn 'em back on! - All right!
- Give me the Iight! - Shut up!
- Nick! - Shut up.
Give me a gun. Nick, give me a gun!
Zip it!
This guy's a wiIy one.
- You didn't wait for my signaI. - I improvised.
- You deviated from the pIan. - PIan was fIawed.
- The pIan was not fIawed. - AnaI.
- Organised. - Jane, 90 per cent of this job is instinct.
- Your instincts set off the aIarms. - And got the job done. Not The Jane Show...
No, it was The John Show. HaIf-assed. Like Christmas, our anniversary,
the time you forgot to bring my mother's birthday present.
- Your fake mother's birthday. - You are aIways the first to break team.
You don't want a team, you want a servant for hire.
I want someone I can count on.
- Jane, there's no air around you any more. - OK, what is that supposed to mean?
It means there's no room for mistakes, no mistakes whatsoever. No spontaneity.
- Who can answer to that? - Well, you don't have to.
Cos this isn't even a reaI marriage.
- Who are you peopIe? - Shut up!
OK. So, now I reaIise
you witnessed the missus and I working through some domestic issues.
That's regrettabIe.
But don't take that as a sign of weakness. That wouId be a mistake.
Now, tell us what you know.
Why do both our bosses want you dead?
You underst... Honey.
PIease?
Wrap it up.
Maybe it's not a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage.
Sends a mixed message.
Sorry.
GirIs.
OK. Where was I?
- A mistake on your part. - Shut up. Options.
I'm gonna Iay out your options for you, OK? Option A...
- If I couId... - Shut up.
Option A. You taIk, we Iisten, no pain.
Option B. You don't taIk.
I remove your thumbs with my pIiers. It will hurt.
Option C.
I Iike to vary the detaiIs a bit, but the punch Iine is, you die.
Benjamin? We're impatient peopIe, Benjamin.
Can I get a soda? Or ajuice, or some...
A, option A!
- Ow, that hurt! - OK, that was a nice shot.
What's... You got a spasm?
I'm tied up. Why don't you check my back pocket?
I'm not the target. You are. Both of you.
They found out you're married, so they teamed up and sent you to the same hit.
It was ajoint task force, both companies.
Two competing agents Iiving under the same roof? It's bad for business.
- They wanted you to take each other out. - You were bait.
Well, it's entry IeveI. ToehoId into the company.
CoupIe hits, they bump me up to a desk. It's pretty cooI, actually.
- You keep the photo in your pocket? - Was I supposed to frame it?
You get rid of it. You burn it. Tradecraft 101.
Guess I skipped that day. I guess you skipped the day about not marrying the enemy.
You were bait or you are bait?
BeIt! BeIt, beIt, dude.
Two minutes.
One minute.
- A IittIe heIp? - CIear.
CIear.
My way out is a boat standing by in La Paz.
Cargo drop, AtIas Mountains. So what?
So at Ieast apart we know what the odds are.
Let's just call this what it is.
And what it isn't.
All right, so it's a crap marriage.
All right, I'm a mess, you're a disaster.
We're both Iiars.
But you run, you'll aIways be running.
I say we stay and fight.
We finish this thing.
Then if you want to go, you can go.
Well, thank you.
What? ''Let's call this what it is.'' Jesus Christ...
- Stop... - Don't.
This is a really good store.
- See you in the next Iife, Jane. - Likewise, John.
Sorry.
We'll taIk about this Iater.
Jesus!
- I didn't touch a thing. - Yes, you did.
- Sorry about the knife in the... - I don't want to taIk about it.
- I'll fIy. - I'll be bait.
I'm going cIockwise. Watch my six.
Go! Move!
How's it Iook?
It's a piece of cake.
Watch these, they tend to jam.
So watch 'em.
You favour your Ieft, sweetheart, so I'll cover right.
Damn, that boat in La Paz is Iooking pretty good right now, isn't it?
Well, it rains a Iot this time of year.
There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here, with you.
Shut up.
I'm interested in the progress you've made in the Iast few weeks.
Doing all right, aren't we? I'm not gonna Iie to you, there were times when I wanted to...
- ..kill her, but... - Likewise.
- CouIdn't take the shot. - That's a good sign.
- Who'd have thought? - You have to battIe through.
- That's marriage, right? - Yeah. Take your best shot, and...
- Oh, we redid the house. - We did. Yes, we did.
You know there will aIways be challenges? Threats out there?
Yup.
But you can handIe it together.
- So far. - Yes, we can... So far?
What is that?
- I'm Ieaving room for the unknown. - So far.
And do you feeI your reIationship styIes are more conducive to this...
Ask us the sex question.
John.
Well, that...
Ten.
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